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It's already been made known that Cerberus Capital Management CEO Stephen Feinberg
The Chrysler 300 has already earned an itimidating reputation, being used as transportation for the Mafia and Secret Service alike in the movies and on television. What could make Chrysler's baby Bentley more terrifying than a proper Cerberus hood ornament in shiny chrome? We think it suits the car and would demand the horn's single pitch be replaced with dog barking sounds.










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Viv @ May 18th 2007 8:33PM
Slow news day huh autoblog?
John Neff @ May 18th 2007 8:40PM
Yeah it was, but even if it wasn't we still would've saved this for the coveted last spot of the day. C'mon, you have to chuckle a bit, no?
David @ May 18th 2007 8:42PM
"Cerberus Capital Management CEO Stephen Feinberg has already made public that he regrets naming his private equity firm after the mythological three-headed dog that guards the gates of Hades."
I hardly think telling a group of executives what he thinks about the name in a closed-door meeting constitutes making said opinion public. The news only came out when someone leaked a second-hand email.
It is an odd name though, but they're private and they can do whatever they want.
Deezee @ May 18th 2007 9:00PM
Good one AB.
Edsel @ May 18th 2007 9:29PM
"Straight to Hell!"
Does Chrysler make hearses?
210delray @ May 18th 2007 11:24PM
I always have to chuckle at the name "Cerberus." It's very similar to the name of our next-door neighbors in my suburban Pittsburgh neighborhood when I was growing up: "Cirbus." No, they didn't have any 3-headed dogs!
Robz4 @ May 19th 2007 12:25AM
Freaking hilarious !!
By the way...Is Chrysler putting any rebates on it any time soon?
jjs @ May 19th 2007 10:06AM
Hilarious! Perhaps the three-headed dog should be the new Chrysler logo!
Phillip @ May 19th 2007 11:48AM
And people say GM doenst have its act straight? This is just crazy, haha.
Mike G @ May 19th 2007 12:09PM
This has something to do with GM not having it's act straight. This is a joke - sort of like the Yukon Hybrid.
Ronald @ May 19th 2007 8:44PM
Now I have another reason not to buy a Chrysler...
I can say:
"I'm a Christian, I don't want no devil-mobile"
Mark S @ May 21st 2007 11:45AM
Anybody want to photoshop a three headed Ram for Dodge?
javier.e.trevino @ May 22nd 2007 3:04PM
Ha ha.. maybe we can
Harvy @ May 22nd 2007 3:06PM
ha ha.. aawww great!... let's hope they don't make a comercial using the song, "Who let the dogs out." .. haa ha..
jack @ May 30th 2007 6:37PM
hay! that Cerberus hood ornament looks like those dogs are have a threesome,cool.