Meet the 2008 Chrysler 300 Cerberus Edition
by John Neff on May 18th 2007 at 8:01PM 
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It's already been made known that Cerberus Capital Management CEO Stephen Feinberg
The Chrysler 300 has already earned an itimidating reputation, being used as transportation for the Mafia and Secret Service alike in the movies and on television. What could make Chrysler's baby Bentley more terrifying than a proper Cerberus hood ornament in shiny chrome? We think it suits the car and would demand the horn's single pitch be replaced with dog barking sounds.
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Viv 8:33PM (5/18/2007)
Slow news day huh autoblog?
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John Neff 8:40PM (5/18/2007)
Yeah it was, but even if it wasn't we still would've saved this for the coveted last spot of the day. C'mon, you have to chuckle a bit, no?
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David 8:42PM (5/18/2007)
"Cerberus Capital Management CEO Stephen Feinberg has already made public that he regrets naming his private equity firm after the mythological three-headed dog that guards the gates of Hades."
I hardly think telling a group of executives what he thinks about the name in a closed-door meeting constitutes making said opinion public. The news only came out when someone leaked a second-hand email.
It is an odd name though, but they're private and they can do whatever they want.
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Deezee 9:00PM (5/18/2007)
Good one AB.
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210delray 11:24PM (5/18/2007)
I always have to chuckle at the name "Cerberus." It's very similar to the name of our next-door neighbors in my suburban Pittsburgh neighborhood when I was growing up: "Cirbus." No, they didn't have any 3-headed dogs!
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Edsel 9:29PM (5/18/2007)
"Straight to Hell!"
Does Chrysler make hearses?
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Robz4 12:25AM (5/19/2007)
Freaking hilarious !!
By the way...Is Chrysler putting any rebates on it any time soon?
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jjs 10:06AM (5/19/2007)
Hilarious! Perhaps the three-headed dog should be the new Chrysler logo!
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Phillip 11:48AM (5/19/2007)
And people say GM doenst have its act straight? This is just crazy, haha.
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Mike G 12:09PM (5/19/2007)
This has something to do with GM not having it's act straight. This is a joke - sort of like the Yukon Hybrid.
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Ronald 8:44PM (5/19/2007)
Now I have another reason not to buy a Chrysler...
I can say:
"I'm a Christian, I don't want no devil-mobile"
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jack 6:37PM (5/30/2007)
hay! that Cerberus hood ornament looks like those dogs are have a threesome,cool.
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Mark S 11:45AM (5/21/2007)
Anybody want to photoshop a three headed Ram for Dodge?
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javier.e.trevino 3:04PM (5/22/2007)
Ha ha.. maybe we can
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Harvy 3:06PM (5/22/2007)
ha ha.. aawww great!... let's hope they don't make a comercial using the song, "Who let the dogs out." .. haa ha..
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